is there really any such thing as “fresh air” anymore?

i srsly need to lose some weight

i wish there were more people like me in the world

have you ever sneezed while you have a face mask on

don’t

its weird that celebrities are real people

can someone just teach me how to draw/sketch really well ugh i suck

OK MY 8 YEAR OLD SISTER TOLD ME TO COME 

SO I DID AND I LIED DOWN ON HER BED NEXT TO HER

AND I FARTED ON HER BED AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING OF LAUGHTER

THEN I HEAR THIS BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND SHE STARTED FULL ON CRYING FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING I COULDNT OMFG

THAT WAS GOLD

GOLD

omfg i am crying at marinas new video for how to be a heartbreaker

omg

not

fair

fuck my life

man i hate holidays all i do is sit on tumblr and watch tv and my parents are all like get up and do something but i cant because im not allowed to go for a walk, not allowed to catch public transport anywhere and my parents work all holidays so they cant take me anywhere because they’re fucking workaholics that cant take a day off for me and i cant go there myself because all my friends live like half an hour away and whenever i complain to my mum she goes all like well why dont you organise something with your friends then but i cant because YOU WORK and i have NO ONE to take me and if i organise something and then tell you that ive organised it, what happens if its “not the right time for you” and “you should have picked a more suitable time for me because of work” and im just over it i cant wait until im older and i can go wherever the fuck i want, whenever i want.

i wish my hair was straight so i could cut it short like just past my shoulders ahh i love hair like that

OMG IM IN SHOCK I WAS JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC FROM MY ITUNES MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND NICKI MINAJS SONG STUPID HOE CAME ON AND I JUST BROKE DOWN OMG AND THEN MY MOUSE FROZE AND I COULDNT STOP IT OMG I FINALLY STOPPED IT BUT OMG IM LIKE CRYING HOW COULD I DO THAT TO MYSELF NO NO NO I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR DOWNLOADING THAT 

OH GOD

love the weeknd’s song remember me except for wiz khalifas bit

like no

get out

u cant be in the same song as my baby u peasant

ur not good enough

get

out

I AM SO HUNGRY BUT IM ON A DIET AND THE ONLY THING IN THIS GODFORSAKEN HOUSE IS 2 MINUTE NOODLES AND TIMTAMS THATS NOT OK I NEED SOMETHING HEALTHY I WILL DIE OF HUNGER OMG