OK MY 8 YEAR OLD SISTER TOLD ME TO COME
SO I DID AND I LIED DOWN ON HER BED NEXT TO HER
AND I FARTED ON HER BED AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING OF LAUGHTER
THEN I HEAR THIS BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND SHE STARTED FULL ON CRYING FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING I COULDNT OMFG
THAT WAS GOLD
man i hate holidays all i do is sit on tumblr and watch tv and my parents are all like get up and do something but i cant because im not allowed to go for a walk, not allowed to catch public transport anywhere and my parents work all holidays so they cant take me anywhere because they’re fucking workaholics that cant take a day off for me and i cant go there myself because all my friends live like half an hour away and whenever i complain to my mum she goes all like well why dont you organise something with your friends then but i cant because YOU WORK and i have NO ONE to take me and if i organise something and then tell you that ive organised it, what happens if its “not the right time for you” and “you should have picked a more suitable time for me because of work” and im just over it i cant wait until im older and i can go wherever the fuck i want, whenever i want.
OMG IM IN SHOCK I WAS JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC FROM MY ITUNES MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND NICKI MINAJS SONG STUPID HOE CAME ON AND I JUST BROKE DOWN OMG AND THEN MY MOUSE FROZE AND I COULDNT STOP IT OMG I FINALLY STOPPED IT BUT OMG IM LIKE CRYING HOW COULD I DO THAT TO MYSELF NO NO NO I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR DOWNLOADING THAT